...This Isn't Just The Story Of A Girl...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
I'd much rather be sleeping...SO, i got another negative comment by someone too cowardly to put their name to it. They pity me and my pathetic life...and think I'm dumb. Poor closed minded soul. They should embrace their immaturity a little more...and maybe remove the sick from their ass...unless it's protruding through their head...then removal of Ced stick would cause even more brain damage then it already has...and possibly cause death. Who knows if that's a bad thing really, that would be one less bitchy negative person. Well...obviously, that person doesn't know me at all...moving on.
Tomorrow is my first day off in awhile...I plan to sleep in...til the next day. "but INA! you can't sleep in..it's new years!" good for new years, it can go to hell. I don't like new years. I find it...repetitive, and as much fun as watching people get inebriated is (which is isn't), I'd much rather be sleeping. Matt's having something at his house, but I don't feel like ringing in the new year with drama, drama, drama provided by a certain someone who I'd rather not mention..or deal with in any way shape or form.
Adieu,
<3Ina
Monday, December 29, 2008
BOYS ARE MADE OF CHEESE....Okay ladies and gents, it's time for an extrememly random blog..and today's topic is one I've discussed with many face to face in the past...why do guys wear so much cologne?!
Well...one theory is they have no sense of smell...I've known guys to go 5 whole days without showering. I know...ew. BUT I think you'll find my theory way more random and entertaining...please keep in mind I'm sleep deprived, have been working 12-hour days and have been playing alot of video games.
Now...the reason boys wear so much cologne is because BOYS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! That's right...cheese. Now don't believe all then "men are from mars" nonsense, they are from the moon, which is not made of cheese, but resembles Swiss cheese...sort of. Anyways...most cheeses smell...although sometimes boys smell worse than blue cheese..and sometimes blue cheese smells worse than boys...it all depends if they shower...and if hey don't they smell like rancid cheese, so they put on all of this stuff that makes them smell better than cheese and think women will be all like "I want you I need you, oh baby, oh baby"... I blame the makers of axe and tag. (who are also made of cheese), anywho, some boys over do it..hardcore, we've all smelled it...in high school, or on the bus, or just walking by someone in a public place...it's gross, and sometimes I think I'd rather smell the rancid cheese smell they give off after they workout for long periods of time and don't shower.
Boys who do shower, however, don't smell like cheese, but don't let that fool you, they too are made of cheese, they shower for very long times because the heat of the water melts them and they have to reform themselves before they get out of else they look like they're melting...which they are, because they're made of cheese.
Okay...I'm going to bed now...and remember...BOYS ARE MADE OF CHEESE!
<3Ina
Friday, December 26, 2008
List of things I got for Christmas...Okay lades and gents! Here's this year's list of things I got for Christmas:
-Matt got me a red Montreal Canadiens Jersey...that fits perfectly.
-Mom and Dad got me a new phone plus various pieces of pj-type clothing
-Siblings got me clothing, gift certificates and Nintendo Wii Games
-Aunts and cousins gave me food and money
-My godfather/godson gave my a Platinum plated necklace with 1/6 carat diamonds in it and bath and body stuff.
I got alot of other little things too and I also got to spend time with my family, and I guess that's all that really matters....
Now I must get ready to go deal with boxing day sales/ Seniors day...whoever's idea that was should be taken out into someones back yard in the country and shot in the leg...twice. Boxing day is like pulling teeth, now add hoards of Seniors into the mix and you've got pulling teeth, nails, and hair sans anesthesia...oh yeah...it's that fun...
<3Ina
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
So...this is Christmas...In exactly 55 minutes from now it will be Christmas...joy. It's not that I don't like Christmas, it's just it's become so materialistic it's almost as disgusting as Valentines day (Thank you hallmark...you sons of bitches).
What is Christmas all about now anyways? Way back in the day it was the birth of Christ. Now if you ask anyone on the street who isn't a hardcore bible lover it's all about the presents. I don't know who to place the blame on for that, I mean, it's not that I don't like to presents...it just doesn't feel like it did when I was a kid, except for the time I spend with my family, Christmas has kind lost meaning.
When I was a kid, Christmas was the best holiday ever...I'd stay up most of the night waiting to hear the jingle of bells on my roof, and the clattering of the reindeer's hooves as they came in for a landing, and after the thud of Santa's sleigh filled with toys for all the good little girls and boys around the world. The magic of Christmas kind of dissipated when I found something out that I had believed in for years wasn't real...and I wasn't supposed to tell my sibling..or else they'd find out the awful truth...The fabled fat man in the red suit with the snow white beard who we behaved all year long for, in fear of getting a lump of coal instead of the toys we wrote to him for, was all a lie. A ploy put on by our parents to make the holiday seem more magical.
Well...let me tell you something about Santa Claus that may shock and depress you...Santa was originally portrayed wearing bishop's robes, in modern times, Santa Claus is generally depicted as a plump, jolly, white-bearded man wearing a red coat with white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, and black leather belt and boots.
NOW LADIES AND GENTS...WHAT ARE COKE'S BRAND COLOURS? THAT RIGHT! RED AND WHITE...AND WHAT COLOURS DOES MODERN DAY SANTA WEAR...UH OH! SANTA'S IMAGE IS OWNED BY COKE!!! WANT PROOF? Check it out here...on the Coca-Cola corporate website...http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/heritage/cokelore_santa.html
So...this is Christmas...welcome to corporate whoredom...
Happy Holidays
<3Ina
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
It's social networking suicide...So, my facebook has been disabled...and strangely, I'm not as mad as I thought I'd be..it's just something I won't be wasting my time with anymore! Which is good, because I hate it. It's social networking suicide. Sure, I'll miss it, but I'm not going to waste my life signing up again, and trying to find my friends again, besides, I know who my real friends are, and they can contact me via msn, skype and my trust old cellphone...of course, the link for the blog will only be posted on my msn, so only people on msn will be able to see it....whatever. Another Upside, I won't be compelled to facebook stalk anyone, so If I actually give a fuck, I'll call them and if they actually give a fuck, they'll call me :). Everything happens for a reason right? So i think some good will definitely come out of this.
I just gotta email Matt the Jedi.
I also got a frightening email from Peter Larock (one of the committee members)...I though it was going to say "Bitch, your marks aren't good enough, thanks for the money!" but instead it was along the lines of "Okay....so....you got a D in this class...I'm not saying it's your fault or anything...just get a C next semester and you can continue on to year 2.." which was alot better. So now I just have to stop sucking hardcore at exams and I'll be good.
<3Ina
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
I'm going to have to make a list of the things I hate one day...Okay, so...the other day my mom read my blog and said it "gave the appearance i was flaky"...flaky. WOW. Alright, for all of you that don't know me, I look like a flake...but for those of you that do know me, you know I'm far from it.
I looked at a blog I wrote a little while ago and someone called me an idiot. Okay so, from now on if you're going to post a comment and if you must do it as anonymous, leave your name...that way, I know who you are, and you're not just some cowardly bitch insulting me to my back, figuratively speaking.
I've come to realise that I don't fit it with normal people...or the people in my class. It's mostly because I'm not 18, I dislike adventures to hull and I don't really see the point in getting shitfaced. It may be fun for some people, but I've seen too many people pass out, puke, pass out in there own puke, make out and/or end up fucking someone whether they had a boy/girlfriend or not, pissing themselves and so on and so fourth...someone explain to me what the appeal is? And don't give me any "it's an awesome feeling" bullshit. We're talking about alcohol...not sex.
I'm reiterating (again)...I fucking hate alcohol.
I'm going to have to make a list of thie things I hate one day...just for reference.
<3Ina
Monday, December 15, 2008
Offer me incentive...."Pack our bags and get away, they're catching on to us..."
SO! I finally have my laptop back! It's awesome, although I will have to reinstall my web cam...but at least I can finally check my marks and courses for next semester!
There is currently a bus strike, if my parents aren't screwing me over by grounding me, leave it to the city of Ottawa to do it. Because I don't drive and it's fucking cold outside...I'm not really going anywhere but my house...or maybe that because I don't have the incentive.
If you wish to offer me incentive....text me, call me, facebook me....whatever. exams are over and I still have to Christmas shop....
I HATE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING! The crowds...the never ending encounters with stupid people...who seem to get EXTRA stupid this time of year...wonderful.
anyways, I'm out.
<3Ina
Monday, December 8, 2008
I want to be in TV....So after crying for the last few hours about multiple things...I don't know what I want in life anymore.
I know I want to be in TV....more than anything...but where? Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, New York, LA? There are other places....I'm not even sure where I want to be as far as technical or business goes. All I Know is I need to burn this city and go.
Toronto for the summer...with Matt. Not the boyfriend, the other super awesome stellar Matt. That means I've got to save up four thousand dollars for rent to be safe. I have a shit job and probably won't make the money I need.
Just keep dreaming doll face! <3
<3Ina
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Yeah...I'm still in a "Forget December" mood. Yeah I'm lame. I know. But at least I can admit it. Punk.
<3Ina
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Just burn this city and go....Hey kids, so I'm venting again. So if you don't like it when i vent you should stop reading nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!
I'm really starting to hate my sister more and more. She hates my boyfriend and talk to my ex on a regular basis. I've always been jealous of her...because she's always had it soooo easy. Her job, is her first job...and she does basically fuck all. ALL the guys like her because she's soooooo pretty....but she's as vain as fuck and can be a huge bitch. I don't like how shes friends with me ex...she never took my side in the break up....and I'm her sister. I just know that if she ends up with him...I'm never talking to my family again. I'll get emancipated, and legally change my name. That way I won't have to deal with them trying to find me. This is how much hate I feel right now. Enough to just burn this city and go.
Cause our days were numbered by nights on too many rooftops.
They said we're wasting our lives,
Oh at least we know, that if we die - we lived with passion.
They said we'd burn so bright.
We'd burn this city, and go.
Who's with me?
<3Ina
Friday, December 5, 2008
I feel like I'm living in the middle of a Something Corporate song...Alright so...my last post actually generated some emails...which was strange, and 3 people got it, but the first email was received was from Dennis. So he's just been featured in my blog. "Snaps and Claps!"
The answer as Legally Blond 2: Red White and Blond.
On to today's blog!
Guh, I feel like I'm living in the middle of a Something Corporate song. I'd rather be living in a Fall Out Boy Song. You know Instead of living in the middle of "Forget December" I'd rather be living in the middle of "I Don't Care". "Forget December" has alot of memories for me. Mostly of Ross, whom I love dearly and miss and need to have a downtown day with soon...but also alot of unsure feelings.
I know people say "Scent is the strongest link to memory" but I think music has a pretty strong link too. When I got dumped in July I think my little sister Allie enjoyed blaring love songs from her room...which is right next to mine. She'd mostly play stuff Nick and I would listen to in the car...you think that'd make me want to get out of bed and face the world? FUCK NO!
On to other things. I abso-fucking-lutely hate facebook with a passion, yet I can't seem to quit the addiction. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT! H-A-T-E! H-A-T-E! H-A-T-E!
Due to the super strict rules of my house (which are terribly stupid) I'm not aloud to go out until my room is clean. Okay...one, I'm twenty-fucking-one years old, and two...IT'S MY FUCKING ROOM! God! I wish they'd give up already. Here's hoping I get that summer internship in Toronto. I may possibly be looking for a room-mate in case Ren decides to head to Sunwapta again. I'll be asking closer to April. Men and women can apply...you just need to have enough money for rent, and not try to sleep with me...or borrow my clothes. (I think my parents would flip if I lived with a straight guy)
<3Ina
Monday, December 1, 2008
Ah yes, snaps and claps...This is Ina coming at you live from Desktop Media Soft Tools!
Yeah, I could totally do radio.
Anyways, I'm super bored. Still sick... which is super lame...
Okay so... for all of you fuckwits that think I still love my ex... you can go play naked in traffic. Cause I don't. It was probably the same tool that called me emo... although their english was considerably better... so they could've actually passed grade two! Snaps and claps everyone!
Ah yes, snaps and claps...what movie is that from? Name it and be featured in my next blog! (YEEEAAAH....that's clearly incentive.
<3Ina
