...This Isn't Just The Story Of A Girl...
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Please refer to paragraph one...So, it seems like swine flu isn't the only epidemic going around these days. Grab your surgical masks and an encyclopedia or two, there is no vaccination against this...people seem to be catching a case of THE STUPIDS (also refered to as 'the dumb')! I'm not even kidding...it's either that, or, they were stupid before and I didn't realise it til now. I mean, there is only so much stupid one person can take. At this point I'm being bombarded by mind numbing stupidity at all angles..and I'm thinking "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!"
So, this morning I got woken up with wonderful news! I had to go to a funeral. SUCH FUN! (anyone who thinks I'm being serious in the last sentence, please refer to paragraph one...you have the stupids). Anyway...on the way back...a new Alannis song comes on the radio...I thought we purged the airwaves of her filth a milenna ago. Turn out...not so much. Sweetie, you made it big with the jagged little pill album, you're past your prime...please stop making music...you're turning into Céline Dion! On second thought...go do a stint in Vegas for ten years or so...
<3Ina
