...This Isn't Just The Story Of A Girl...
Monday, December 29, 2008
BOYS ARE MADE OF CHEESE....Okay ladies and gents, it's time for an extrememly random blog..and today's topic is one I've discussed with many face to face in the past...why do guys wear so much cologne?!
Well...one theory is they have no sense of smell...I've known guys to go 5 whole days without showering. I know...ew. BUT I think you'll find my theory way more random and entertaining...please keep in mind I'm sleep deprived, have been working 12-hour days and have been playing alot of video games.
Now...the reason boys wear so much cologne is because BOYS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! That's right...cheese. Now don't believe all then "men are from mars" nonsense, they are from the moon, which is not made of cheese, but resembles Swiss cheese...sort of. Anyways...most cheeses smell...although sometimes boys smell worse than blue cheese..and sometimes blue cheese smells worse than boys...it all depends if they shower...and if hey don't they smell like rancid cheese, so they put on all of this stuff that makes them smell better than cheese and think women will be all like "I want you I need you, oh baby, oh baby"... I blame the makers of axe and tag. (who are also made of cheese), anywho, some boys over do it..hardcore, we've all smelled it...in high school, or on the bus, or just walking by someone in a public place...it's gross, and sometimes I think I'd rather smell the rancid cheese smell they give off after they workout for long periods of time and don't shower.
Boys who do shower, however, don't smell like cheese, but don't let that fool you, they too are made of cheese, they shower for very long times because the heat of the water melts them and they have to reform themselves before they get out of else they look like they're melting...which they are, because they're made of cheese.
Okay...I'm going to bed now...and remember...BOYS ARE MADE OF CHEESE!
<3Ina
